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posted by Igloo @ 11:46 PM 1 Comments

The bear and the Hunter

A hunter goes into the woods hunting for a bear. When he is deep in the woods he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns to see an enormous grizzly towering above him. Before he can fire, the beast rips the rifle out of his hands and proceeds to sodomize him. Mortified, the hunter retreats to his cabin, arms himself with a double-barrelled shotgun, and races back into the woods to find and kill his furry assailant. But once again, the bear sneaks up behind the hunter, pulls the weapon from his hands and has his lusty way with him. Undeterred, the hunter equips himself with a machine gun and treks back into the woods where he is again ambushed, disarmed and defiled by the bear. Now, apoplectic with moral outrage, the hunter flies to a third world country where he buys a heat-seeking, shoulder-launched, nuclear-tipped rocket from an international arms dealer. Convinced he finally has the upper hand, he returns to the woods, tracks the bear to his lair and patiently waits to vaporize him. And yes, again, the bear surprises, disarms and sexually assaults him. But this time, before the hunter can run off to acquire more lethal armaments, the bear enfolds him in his massive arms and says, "You don't really come out here to hunt, do ya?"

Well, that's the joke. Take from it what you will with one caveat: The moral is not "beware of homosexual bears."

Labels: bear, hunter, hunting, joke

posted by Igloo @ 11:01 PM 0 Comments

Fuck the fuck

Fuck the fuck, fuck fucking gravity, fuck MS Pinball! And fuck you too. Fuck all ye all!

posted by Igloo @ 11:48 PM 1 Comments

Jebo!

"Jebo ti jeza u ledja" Literally it's "Fuck a hedgehog's back"

posted by Igloo @ 11:28 PM 0 Comments

Blumkin!

	Blumpkin:
	The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

posted by Igloo @ 11:19 PM 0 Comments

The Yangbajing tunnel

The Yangbajing tunnel is a 3,345-meters long railway tunnel on the Qingzang railway (Qinghai–Xizang railway) which links Xining with Lhasa across the high Tibetan Plateau of north-east China. It is 4,264 meters above sea level and located 80 kilometres NW of the Tibetan regional capital, Lhasa. I thought you might find this interesting!

Labels: china, rail, random, stub, travel

posted by Igloo @ 10:02 AM 1 Comments

Flaming Dr Pepper

How to make a Flaming Dr Pepper.
You will need:
* 3/4 fl oz (22 ml) Amaretto
* 1/4 fl oz (7 ml) Overproofed Rum (eg. Bacardi 151 or Cruzan 151)
* 8 fl oz (Half pint) (237 ml) Light lager beer (eg. Carlsberg) in a pint glass

Layer the Bacardi over the amaretto in a shot glass and ignite. Drop into the beer and drink quickly.

Labels: alcohol, cocktail, random

posted by Igloo @ 11:46 AM 0 Comments

Cows

Cows are cool, here is a picture of some cows.

posted by Igloo @ 12:28 AM 0 Comments

Simpsons quote...

My favourite Groundskeeper Willy quote:

"If elected mayor my first act will
be to kill the whole lot of ya, and
burn your town to cinders!"

from the Do as you feel episode.

Labels: quotes, simpsons, willy

posted by Igloo @ 7:23 PM 0 Comments